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Touchdown in a world where the future's on display
Neon signs and sushi dreams, Tokyo's in our DNA

Crowds part like the sea as Globo25 lands
Through Narita's gates, with our rock dreams in hand
Guitars strapped on tight, bass humming low and mean
Ready for the ride, in a place fit for a scene

Heavy guitars roar, as we march through the door
Figures and gadgets, mech suits and more
Arcade dreams, clear the floor, we’re high-score celebs
Round Nihonbashi, chase the anime webs

Ringing up the games, the loot piles grow
Globo25's on the roll, letting all Tokyo know

The metro rhythm's the last thing to fade
As we embark towards Sendai, all debts have been paid

Goodbye, Tokyo streets, where we sang and we roamed
To Sendai we drift, where new tales will be homed
With heavy hearts, we salute and we bow
Globo25's journey, continues somehow

 Somebody said, hit the road, ignite the night
Tater at the wheel, with a will that's made of might
Globo25 in the side, we're gonna win
Honda kei car rumbling, adventure's in the wind

'Cause when you're cruising to the Zao Fox, you gotta understand
It ain't the destination, it's the rockin' of the band

Rolling through the city gates, the quartet's vibe is tight
Duck's quacking rhythms, Doge with the bass, holding the groove all night
Leglaaah's licks on the heavy six-string, echoes through the trees
Potato leads with a gruff old shout, to the cats of Tashiro, 'yes please!'

The road to Tashirojima's calling our name
Where felines roam and play the wildest game

Pack it up, roll it out, with tails held high
We set our course, to the heart of the sky
Osaka's glow, it's our turn to claim
With a road trip soul, we'll never be tame

Hittin' the highway, next stop's Osaka's delight
551 Horai, in our sights, we'll eat into the night

Neon buzz, clink of steel, we're pullin' every lever
Globo25’s on fire, in the pachinko endeavor
Jackpot dreams in our eyes, we're the kings of the scene
With every pinball dance, we're living the dream

Slappin' taikos till dawn, feel the rhythm and heat
Osaka night's alive with every drumbeat

Time to part, Osaka fade, our hearts beat the final wave
Globo25's bags are packed, but memories are what we'll save
Across the sea, home's whispering, after nights we set ablaze
Feels like leaving a part of us, in Japan's eternal maze

Sayonara to the land where the rising sun beams
But the voyage home is the start of new dreams

Well, I landed down in Frankfurt town
At the airport where the blues abound
With its old-fashioned charm, it's a sight to see
But the prices there nearly knocked out me

Well, I'm stranded at Frankfurt Airport, feelin' so blue
This place looks like it's stuck in '62
With its old-fashioned charm, it's a sight to see
But the prices here, they sure ain't free
Looking for a bite, but it's a maze I've found
Where's that golden arch, where's that McDonald's now?

Neon signs flicker, like ghosts from the past
Every step I take feels like my last
Trapped in this time warp, can't break free
Oh, Frankfurt Airport, what's become of me?

Oh, Frankfurt Airport, where time stands still
But my wallet's cryin', it's had its fill
Lost in the shuffle, can't find my way
In this retro paradise, I don't wanna stay

In the heart of Tokyo, where the neon lights blaze
The Metro roars beneath, in its underground maze
Tickets are cheap, accessibility divine
Every station a stop, on this transit line

Doge, heed this warning, don't lose your card's reign
For the trains run like clockwork, with precision untamed

Tokyo Metro, steel beast of the east
Riding through the city, from west to the east
Fast and reliable, it's never a bore
Hold tight to your ticket, don't lose it anymore

From Shibuya's crowds to the temples serene
The Metro's the lifeline, the city's bloodstream
No delays to be found, it's a commuter's dream
Every carriage a symphony, of motion supreme

Doge, keep your tickets close, lest you feel the pain
Of wandering aimless, through the Tokyo rain

Tokyo Metro, steel beast of the east
Riding through the city, from west to the east
Fast and reliable, it's never a bore
Hold tight to your ticket, don't lose it anymore

Through tunnels of history, it charges with might
Connecting the districts, in the heart of the night
So Doge, take heed, let your journey be smart
For without your fare, you'll be lost in the dark

Tokyo Metro, steel beast of the east
Riding through the city, from west to the east
Fast and reliable, it's never a bore
Hold tight to your ticket, don't lose it anymore

In Okayama, where the sun meets the sky
Lived a man named Potato, with a gleam in his eye
He worked hard each day, his savings in hand
Dreaming of riches, in a distant land
But fate had a twist, a game of chance to play
At the Dragon Quest Slime, he'd soon lose his way

Oh, Potato, with your dreams so high
You gambled it all, 'neath the Okayama sky
With every coin dropped, hopes did rise
But the Slime's trickery, brought tears to your eyes

He stepped into the arcade, with coins in his palm
The Slime machine beckoned, with its glittering charm
He fed it his earnings, with a hopeful sigh
Believing each push would bring fortune nearby
The Slime's mocking laughter, echoed in the air
Potato watched helplessly, and said "this isn't fair!"

Oh, Potato, with your dreams so high
You gambled it all, 'neath the Okayama sky
With every coin dropped, hopes did rise
But the Slime's trickery, brought tears to your eye

Though the Slime took his riches, it couldn't steal his pride
For Potato still holds, dreams deep inside
He'll rise from the ashes, stronger than before
With a spirit unbroken, he'll settle the score
For in life's game of chance, there's always a way
To reclaim what was lost, in Okayama's arcade

Oh, Potato, with your dreams so high
You gambled it all, 'neath the Okayama sky
With every coin dropped, hopes did rise
But the Slime's trickery, brought tears to your eyes

Oh, Potato, with your dreams so high
You'll rebuild your fortune, 'neath the Okayama sky
With every setback, you'll rise and try
And one day, reclaim what the Slime did deny

We hit the streets of Tokyo, Potato’s on the run,
Doge is chasing dreams, under the rising sun,
Leglaaah’s got his eyes on some crazy-ass machines,
Duck’s quackin’ up a storm, it’s the wildest scene.

Globo 25’s ready, let’s rock and roll,
Akihabara nights, we’re outta control!

Fuck yeah, it’s Mr Donut, sugar rush divine
Radio Kaikan’s blasting, blowin’ up our minds
Vending machines of madness, what the hell’s inside?
Maid cafes and catgirls, let’s take this ride!

Leglaaah’s in a trance, neon lights so bright
Doge is snapping selfies, it’s a crazy sight
Potato’s munching Pocky, Duck's got a new fan
We’re livin’ loud and reckless, in this neon land

Globo 25’s ready, let’s rock and roll
Akihabara nights, we’re outta control

Fuck yeah, it’s Mr Donut, sugar rush divine
Radio Kaikan’s blasting, blowin’ up our minds
Vending machines of madness, what the hell’s inside?
Maid cafes and catgirls, let’s take this ride!

Doge is talking with the maid girls, flirtin’ like a king
Leglaaah’s in the arcades, can’t believe this thing
Potato’s finding Kirby's, Duck is on the prowl
In Akihabara’s wonderland, we’re raising hell now

Globo 25’s ready, let’s rock and roll
Akihabara nights, we’re outta control

Fuck yeah, it’s Mr Donut, sugar rush divine,
Radio Kaikan’s blasting, blowin’ up our minds
Vending machines of madness, what the hell’s inside?
Maid cafes and catgirls, let’s take this ride!

Hell yeah, we’re wild and free
Globo 25 in this fantasy
From the crazy streets to the skies above
Akihabara nights, this is what we love!

Fuck yeah, it’s Mr Donut, sugar rush divine!
Radio Kaikan’s blasting, blowin’ up our minds
Vending machines of madness, what the hell’s inside?
Maid cafes and catgirls, let’s take this ride!

Capybara, we raise our cups so high
To the mighty creature under the Japanese sky

In Kichijoji, there's a place to be
Where the vibes are irie and the air is free
Duck and Doge, they step inside
Never seen a capybara, now they're mesmerized

Duck and Doge walk in the door
Never seen a capybara before
Trembling before its might
It's a majestic, wondrous sight

Capybara, oh so grand
Largest rodent in the land
Capybara, you're the star of the show
In the heart of Kichijoji, where the good times flow

Amongst the ferns, it lounges free
Bringing joy to you and me
With gentle eyes and a peaceful grace
It's like staring into outer space

At Capybara Cafe, the atmosphere's divine
Sipping on our drinks, feeling fine
Duck and Doge now understand
The magic of the capybara land

So let's raise our cups, to this delight
In the Capybara Cafe, every day is bright

Capybara, oh so grand
Largest rodent in the land
With a complimentary drink in hand
We'll toast to the capybara, so grand

Capybara, oh so grand
Largest rodent in the land
In Kichijoji, under the sky
Capybara Cafe, where spirits fly

From streets of Tokyo to Kyoto's serene
Japanese flavors paint a vibrant scene
Ramen steams with tales of ancient grace
CoCo Ichiban spices up the place

Savoring flavors that dance on the tongue
In this land of the rising sun

Oh, the flavors dance, in a culinary spree
From the hills of Kyoto to the shores of the sea
Takoyaki swirls, and gyoza dreams
In the heart of Japan, food is more than it seems

Under neon lights, the night is alive
With Strong Zero, we dare to thrive
Beneath paper lanterns, in alleys so bright
Konbini chicken beckons for a tasty bite

From the streets of Osaka to Hokkaido's bay
Delicious food everywhere on display

Oh, the flavors dance, in a culinary spree
From the hills of Kyoto to the shores of the sea
Okonomiyaki flips, with a savory flair
As Melonpan's sweetness fills the air

Lawson chicken, crispy, golden delight
Potato claims, it's love at first sight
But Leglaaah says, that Famichiki takes flight
In this tasty debate, who's wrong, who's right

In every bite, a story untold
In every dish, traditions unfold

Oh, the flavors dance, in a culinary spree
From the hills of Kyoto to the shores of the sea
In the tapestry of tastes, we find unity
In Japanese cuisine, a symphony

Potato and Leglaaah, cruisin' down the street
Headed to Family Mart, lookin' for a treat
Found some instant ramen, life is getting sweet
Hotel bound, a crazy night, it just can't be beat

Holy shit, we're outta luck
The water cooker's dry as fuck!

Ramen in the bathroom, fuck it, here we go
Culinary chaos, putting on a show
Ramen in the bathroom, fuck it, here we go
Culinary chaos, putting on a show
Leglaaah's got the shower, and the bowl in hand
Potato is laughing, he can barely stand
Potato is laughing, he can barely stand

Steamy shower running, ramen bowl in hand
Leglaaah’s improvising, this is looking gran
Potato’s laughing hard, can’t believe the sight
Ramen in the shower, oh what a crazy night

Holy shit, we forgot the water
Fuck, this couldn't get any harder

Ramen in the bathroom, fuck it, here we go
Culinary chaos, putting on a show
Ramen in the bathroom, fuck it, here we go
Culinary chaos, putting on a show
Leglaaah's got the shower, and the bowl in hand
Potato is laughing, he can barely stand

Noodles in the bathtub, steam rising high
Leglaaah's got the faucet, Potato's standin' by
Family Mart to mayhem, ramen's still the goal
Crazy fuckin' story, worth its weight in gold

Potato said, "Leglaaah, what we gonna do?"
"We ain't got enough water for our noodle brew!"
Leglaaah grabbed the bowl, said, "I got a plan!"
Gonna fill it from the shower, it’s our last stand!

Ramen in the bathroom, fuck it, here we go!
Culinary chaos, putting on a show
Leglaaah's had the shower, and the bowl in hand
Potato was laughing, he could barely stand
Ramen in the bathroom, fuck it, here we go!
Culinary chaos, we put up a show!

My fellow Americans, let's take a drive today
From Kyoto to Obama, a journey not far away
Valor Obama store, our first stop on the way
Obama Castle awaits, where history holds sway

Through winding roads, our adventure will soar
In Fukui's embrace, we'll find so much more

Let me be clear, in this town so dear
君がいる町へ、行こうと思っている
Obama, in our hearts you're near
美しい景色が広がる 君と僕がここにいる

Through lush green hills, and valleys wide
To Obama Castle, where history abides
Step by step, our hearts take flight
In this town of magic, where dreams ignite

Let me be clear, in this town so dear
君がいる町へ、行こうと思っている
Obama, in our hearts you're near
美しい景色が広がる 君と僕がここにいる

My fellow Americans, behold the statue tall
In Obama town, it stands, proud and all
Through the streets, we wander and roam
Captivated by Obama, our new home

Let me be clear, in this town so dear
君がいる町へ、行こうと思っている
Obama, in our hearts you're near
美しい景色が広がる 君と僕がここにいる

Crack open that bottle, let the juices flow
Mitsuya Cider, let's fucking go!

Mitsuya Cider, holy shit, it's divine
Refreshing nectar, it is fuckin' prime
Taste so incredible, it'll blow your mind
At 130 yen, a fucking steal you'll find

Globo's eyes gleam, they're ready to chug
Twist open the can, unleash the drug!

Mitsuya Cider! Fuck yeah, it's insane!
Incredible taste, flavour straight to my brain!
Mitsuya Cider! Refreshing as fuck!
Just 130 yen, can't believe my luck!

Crack open that bottle, unleash the beast
Sip by sip, it's a demonic feast
Citrus explosion, electrifying ride
Mitsuya Cider, it'll melt your insides

Crack open that bottle, let the juices flow
Mitsuya Cider, let's fucking go!

Mitsuya Cider! Fuck yeah, it's insane!
Incredible taste, flavour straight to my brain!
Mitsuya Cider! Refreshing as fuck!
Just 130 yen, can't believe my luck!

Fuck the rest, this drink is the king
Mitsuya Cider, let your praises ring

Mitsuya Cider! Fuck yeah, it's insane!
Incredible taste, flavour straight to my brain!
Mitsuya Cider! Refreshing as fuck!
Just 130 yen, can't believe my luck!
Mitsuya Cider! Fuck yeah, it's insane!
Incredible taste, flavour straight to my brain!

Potato's eyes are gleaming, sees a Kirby in the light
The claw moves slowly, will it grip him tight?
Thousands of yen, and it wobbles then it drops
But he’s not giving up, until that Kirby pops

One more coin in, the thrill is in the air
Will tonight be the night? Potato's almost there

Globo 25 in the arcade glow
Spending yen like water, see how it flows
Hopes and dreams in every try
We're aiming for the top, reaching for the sky

Doge is focused, on Pekora's charm
The crane game’s tricky, can it bring no harm?
Yen after yen, but the figure's staying still
Doge just smiles wide, and keeps on with the thrill

Another coin slides, a prayer and a cheer
Tonight could be the night, Doge’s victory is near

Globo 25 in the arcade glow
Spending yen like water, see how it flows
Hopes and dreams in every try
We're aiming for the top, reaching for the sky

Leglaaah’s locked in, a figurine on display
The crane hooks around it, will it move today?
Thousands of yen, and it’s shifting just a bit
Leglaaah’s not stopping, till that figure fits

One more coin goes in, the tension starts to soar
Tonight might be the night, Leglaaah’s winning score

Globo 25 in the arcade glow
Spending yen like water, see how it flows
Hopes and dreams in every try
We're aiming for the top, reaching for the sky

Duck's focused on Rem, eyes never leaving
Thm e crane drops down, will it be deceiving?
Yen by yen, and it’s almost in his hand
Duck’s determination, in this arcade land

Another coin drops in, the moment feels so right
Tonight will be the night, our prizes are in sight
We won our treasures, it was worth the yen
Globo 25 together, we'll do it all again

Globo 25 in the arcade glow
Spending yen like water, see how it flows
Potato’s got Kirby, Duck's got Rem too
Leglaaah’s figurine, and Doge's Pekora in view
Globo 25 smiles, in the arcade glow

From the bustling streets to the quiet streams
Every sight and sound, part of our dreams
The land of the rising sun, you showed us so much
A treasure trove of moments, a gentle touch

But now the journey ends, the time to part
Memories we cherish, deep in our hearts

Sayonara, to the land that stole my heart
Bound by moments, though we drift apart
In every sunrise, your spirit remains
Farewell, dear Japan, till we meet again

Now we face the dark, the end of our quest
In shadows we walk, no time to rest
The echoes of Japan, haunting our night
Globo 25, prepared to fight

Rising from the ashes, our memories burn
In the void of night, for Japan we yearn

Sayonara, to the land that stole my heart
Bound by moments, though we drift apart
In every sunrise, your spirit remains
Farewell, dear Japan, till we meet again

Goodbye to the land we leave behind
In the void of time, memories entwine
Goodbye to the nation we adore
In the shadows of our minds, farewell!

Sayonara, to the land that stole my heart!
Bound by moments, though we drift apart!
In every sunrise, your spirit remains!
Farewell, dear Japan, till we meet again!
Sayonara, to the land that stole my heart!

In Kichijoji, there's a place to be
Where the vibes are irie and the air is free
Duck and Doge, they step inside
Never seen a capybara, now they're mesmerized

Duck and Doge walk in the door
Never seen a capybara before
Trembling before its might
It's a majestic, wondrous sight

Capybara, oh so grand
You're the Largest rodent in the land!
Capybara, you're the star of the show
In the heart of Kichijoji, where the good times flow!

Amongst the ferns, it lounges free
Bringing joy to you and me
With gentle eyes and a peaceful grace
It's like staring into outer space

At Capycafe, the atmosphere's divine
Sipping on our drinks, feeling fine
Duck and Doge now understand
The magic of the capybara land

Capybara, oh so grand
You're the Largest rodent in the land!
Capybara, you're the star of the show
In the heart of Kichijoji, where the good times flow!

Osaka Expo, skies so blue
“We’ll be fine,” said those two
Midday blaze, the burn began
By sundown we were crispy tan

Leglaaah wailed, “I’m gonna melt!"
Potato cursed the heat she felt
No shade, no mercy, midday glare
The Expo cooked us then and there

First degree burn, now we know
Sun said “hi” and cooked us slow
We looked like shrimp, felt like steak
A souvenir we didn’t fake
Kansai sun, you evil brute
Should’ve packed us burn-repellent loot
Grilled alive, yet still we sat
Dumbest duo, proud of that!

Next day trip to Kobe town
We hunted meat, still burning down
Yakiniku grill flames danced high
Our faces matched the wagyu thigh

Sweating hard, but spirits high
Burnt as hell, but can't not try
The grill roared loud, we couldn’t flee
Because that meat smelled heavenly!

First degree burn, now we know
Sun said “hi” and cooked us slow
We looked like shrimp, felt like steak
A souvenir we didn’t fake
Kansai sun, you evil brute
Should’ve packed us burn-repellent loot
Grilled alive, yet still we sat
Dumbest duo, proud of that!

Waitress stared, we looked insane
Two glowing lobsters, locked in flame
We grilled the meat through searing cries
While miso soup steamed in our eyes

First degree burn, now we know
Sun said “hi” and cooked us slow
We looked like shrimp, felt like steak
A souvenir we didn’t fake
Kansai sun, you evil brute
Should’ve packed us burn-repellent loot
Grilled alive, yet still we sat
Dumbest duo, proud of that!

First degree burn, now we know
Sun said “hi” and cooked us slow
We looked like shrimp, felt like steak
A souvenir we didn’t fake
Kansai sun, you evil brute
Should’ve packed us burn-repellent loot
Grilled alive, yet still we sat
Dumbest duo, proud of that!

Potato laced his travel shoes
Leyla said, “No way we lose”
Third trip to Japan, smooth flight?
Emirates gave them a “deal” so right
ANA was full, the price too high
So they rolled the dice and kissed goodbye

Crying babies formed a choir
The food was wet, the seat caught fire
Leyla’s meal looked strangely cursed
Potato’s tray somehow was worse
No pizza left, his soul went blank
Just soggy fish and a tofu plank

They missed their flight, Dubai said “stay”
And stole a precious Japan day

Emirates sucks, it’s clear as day
They fed us grief on a plastic tray!
The cabin cried, the babies screamed
Our peaceful flight was only dreamed
That was hell, we are done
We’d rather walk or even run!

But then salvation! Haneda’s gate!
The tears dried up, though they were late
Potato cheered, “We’re finally free!”
Leyla sobbed, “I need onigiri!”
They hopped on ANA- with glee
A flawless ride that was stress-free!

In coats of fluff, they hit the snow
Ate miso ramen in the glow
Then back again, clean and fast
To Expo grounds where fun would last
They went to Fuji, stars above
Potato whispered, “Man, this place I love”

The heat was gone, the dream alive
It’s Japan time, let’s truly thrive!

Emirates sucks, it’s clear as day
They fed us grief on a plastic tray!
The cabin cried, the babies screamed
Our peaceful flight was only dreamed
That was hell, we are done
We’d rather walk or even run!

Emirates sucks, it’s clear as day
They fed us grief on a plastic tray!
The cabin cried, the babies screamed
Our peaceful flight was only dreamed
That was hell, we are done
We’d rather walk or even run!

Emirates sucks, it’s clear as day
They fed us grief on a plastic tray!
But ANA brought us back to grace
With on-board service and a smiling face!
From Sapporo, to neon nights
Japan revived our inner lights!

Rollin’ into Sushiro, the gang is all here
Potato's eyes light up when the menu is near
Leglaaah’s got her sushi, Doge grabs a roll
But that melon sorbet, that’s Potato's goal

He’s got melon on the brain, it’s crystal clear
But hey, let him have it, no need to steer

Melon sorbet madness, can't get enough
Potato's in heaven, he's hooked on the stuff
Leglaaah, Doge, and Duck, watching in surprise
Is it love or obsession in Potato's eyes?

Duck’s got sashimi, with a sideways glance
Potato’s in the corner, doing the melon dance
Layla, should we stage an intervention?
But Potato's hooked, it’s his new obsession

Tiny melon bowls stacked up high
Potato's never gonna say goodbye

Melon sorbet madness, can't get enough
Potato's in heaven, he's hooked on the stuff
Leglaaah, Doge, and Duck, watching in surprise
Is it love or obsession in Potato's eyes?

The spoon drops low with a hollow sigh
“One more bowl?” with a shining eye
The bowls lie bare, the sorbet’s gone
But the craving burns, it carries on

Melon sorbet madness, can't get enough
Potato's in heaven, he's hooked on the stuff
Leglaaah, Doge, and Duck, watching in surprise
Is it love or obsession in Potato's eyes?

Metal rails ignite, the night is burning red
Fuji-Q awakens, the fearless ride ahead!
Hear the engines roar, like thunder in the sky
Fujiyama strikes, and you’ll forget to cry!

Heartbeats race, we’re losing control
Dododonpa’s launch is killing our souls!
Steel and fire, it’s a deadly feast
Bow to the Power of this Fuji Beast!

FUJI-Q! Lightning screams through the air!
FUJI-Q! Feel the rush, do you dare?
From Takabisha’s fall to the Eejanaika spin
Our bones will break but we’ll still dive in!
FUJI-Q! Burning wheels of the night!
FUJI-Q! Ride or die, hold on tight!
The park of legends, this will never cease
Forever ruled by the Power of the Beast!

Eejanaika spins, the sky begins to fade
Gravity’s a lie, this hell machine was made!
Through the storm of screams, we rise above the pain
Like heroes of steel, on the thrill, insane!

No way back, our fate is revealed
Takabisha’s drop, the final steel shield!
Lightning strikes, it’s a deadly feast
Feel the Power of this Fuji Beast!

FUJI-Q! Lightning screams through the air!
FUJI-Q! Feel the rush, do you dare?
From Takabisha’s fall to the Eejanaika spin
Our bones will break but we’ll still dive in!
FUJI-Q! Burning wheels of the night!
FUJI-Q! Ride or die, hold on tight!
The park of legends, this will never cease
Forever ruled by the Power of the Beast!

Whoa-oh-oh!
Coaster of fire
Whoa-oh-oh!
Never expire!
Whoa-oh-oh!
We'll never stop!
Whoa-oh-oh!
Ride until we droooooooop!

FUJI-Q! Lightning screams through the air!
FUJI-Q! Feel the rush, do you dare?
From Takabisha’s fall to the Eejanaika spin
Potato's bones will break but he’ll still dive in!
FUJI-Q! Lightning screams through the air!
FUJI-Q! Feel the rush, do you dare?
The park of legends, this will never cease
Forever ruled by the Power of the Beast!

Break of dawn, I charge the streets of gold
In the land where legends and yolk unfold
Battlefields of bread, my hunger calls
Konbini kingdom, I’ll conquer them all!

White bread walls can’t hold me back
Tamago fury in my attack!

Tamago Sando, my holy creed of fire
Egg and mayo lift my spirit higher!
Across the rising sun, my banner waves
For the sandwich that my spirit craves!
In every bite, the gods of breakfast sing
Long live the egg, my tamago king!

Through temple gates where morning treasures gleam
I chase the taste that fuels every dream
Wrapped in glory, sealed with egg-born grace
I taste the power, no bite to waste!

White bread walls can’t hold me back
Tamago fury in my attack!

Tamago Sando! My holy creed of fire
Egg and mayo lift my up spirit higher!
Across the rising sun, my banner waves
For the sandwich that my spirit craves!
In every bite, the gods of breakfast sing
Long live the egg, my tamago king!

Through storms of hunger, through trials untamed
Your golden heart shall not be shamed
From morning light to the midnight glow
Tamago Sando, I’ll forever know!

Potato roamed the city streets
Heavy boots, relentless beats
But in the shop his fate was clear
A sea of pink was waiting here
He grabbed a plush, then grabbed ten more
The clerk just laughed, “You’ve cleaned the store!”
With bags of pink, he marched away
A metal soul in pastel sway

The shelves erupted, pink and bright
A battle won without a fight

Kirby plushies on the bed
Kirby posters overhead
The mighty clash of cute appeal
A cosmic power you can feel!
The riffs explode, the heavens burn
For Kirby’s might, the world will turn!

His friends just laughed, they couldn’t believe
The metalhead with pink up his sleeve
Yet thunder roared, the dream was real,
Potato’s passion forged in steel
From socks to cups, the hoard grew fast,
A Kirby empire built to last
The walls adorned with cheerful might
A warrior’s den in pink and light

No judgment left, just joy and flame
The pinkest power wears his name

Kirby plushies on the bed
Kirby posters overhead
The mighty clash of cute appeal
A cosmic power you can feel!
The riffs explode, the heavens burn
For Kirby’s might, the world will turn!

Kirby plushies on the bed
Kirby posters overhead
The mighty clash of cute appeal
A cosmic power you can feel!
The riffs explode, the heavens burn
For Kirby’s might, the world will turn!

We’re Globo 25, rockin’ out tonight
Potato’s lookin’ nervous, but we’re feelin’ alright
Doge is all excited, Leglaaah’s got the booze
Duck’s already tipsy, guess who’s next to lose?

Hey Potato, don’t you be so shy
We’re gonna party hard, reachin' for the sky!

We’re Globo 25, rockin’ out tonight,
Potato’s lookin’ nervous, but we’re feelin’ alright.
Doge is all excited, Leglaaah’s got the booze,
Duck’s already tipsy, guess who’s next to lose?

Hey Potato, don’t you be so shy,
We’re gonna party hard, reachin' for the sky!

Hey Potato! Get drunk, don’t be a wimp!
Join the wild ride, no need to limp
Leglaaah and Duck, they’re chuggin’ it down
In Globo 25, you can’t be a clown!
Doge is dancin’, the night’s just begun
With Potato onboard, we’re havin’ more fun!
Raise your glass, let’s toast to the night
Keep on rockin’ till the morning light!

Leyla’s on the rum, Duck’s on the beer
Potato’s got a shot, and he’s trembling with fear
Doge is cheerin’ loud, "Come on, take a sip!"
Potato’s turning red, but he can’t lose his grip

Hey Potato, don't be such a fool
Drink up fast, it's the Shibuya rule!

Hey Potato! Get drunk, don’t be a wimp!
Join the wild ride, no need to limp
Leglaaah and Duck, they’re chuggin’ it down
In Globo 25, you can’t be a clown!
Doge is dancin’, the night’s just begun
With Potato onboard, we’re havin’ more fun!
Raise your glass, let’s toast to the night
Keep on rockin’ till the morning light!

The room is spinnin’ round, Potato’s seein’ stars
Leglaaah’s passed out, Duck’s raisin' the bar
Doge is dancin’ wild, Potato’s on the floor
But when the night’s over, he’ll be beggin’ for more!

Hey Potato, you’re doing just fine
Keep on drinkin’, soon you’ll shine!

Hey Potato! Get drunk, don’t be a wimp!
Join the wild ride, no need to limp
Leglaaah and Duck, they’re chuggin’ it down
In Globo 25, you can’t be a clown!
Doge is dancin’, the night’s just begun
With Potato onboard, we’re havin’ more fun!
Raise your glass, let’s toast to the night
Keep on rockin’ till the morning light!

Here’s to Potato, he finally gave in!
With Leglaaah and Duck, we’re ready to sin
In Globo 25, we party all night
Drinkin’ and rockin’, it’s a crazy sight!

Hey Potato! Get drunk, don’t be a wimp!
Join the wild ride, no need to limp
Leglaaah and Duck, they’re chuggin’ it down
In Globo 25, you can’t be a clown!
Doge is dancin’, the night’s just begun
With Potato onboard, we’re havin’ more fun!
Raise your glass, let’s toast to the night
Keep on rockin’ till the morning light!

We wrote one hit, the claws came out
Now every stage just shakes and shouts
Nine lives later, same old plan
The cats returned, they brought the band

Potato grins, Doge hides his face
Leglaaah films the fur-filled space
Maxwell spins, the tempo warps
Uni meows through broken chords

We couldn't stop, so here we go
The cats demanded one more show

Cats taking over the entire floor
Even sillier than before
Uni meows in perfect key
Maxwell spins in ecstasy
Globo tries but can’t compete
Cats turn chaos into beats

They don’t care what charts will say
They’ll knock your single clean away
The label begged, “please write it new”
We said “fine, about cats part two!”

Doge rolled eyes, Duck spilled the beer
Leglaaah screamed again sincere
But when that riff began to play
They all meowed along, okay

We know it’s dumb, we know it’s true
You’d write it twice if cats loved you

Cats taking over the entire floor
Even sillier than before
Uni meows in perfect key
Maxwell spins in ecstasy
Globo tries but can’t compete
Cats turn chaos into beats!

Uni tuned the synth to meow
Maxwell claimed the stage somehow
Stepan toasted, spilled the floor
Rigby started crowding more
Duck just sighed, Doge yelled “no more”
Potato screamed, “encore, encore!”

Cats taking over to reclaim the throne
Every solo wilder, and very overblown
Neon whiskers in the spotlight’s glow
Tailspin tremors steal the show
We never stop, we thrive on that
Forever bound in service the cat
Cats ascend with claws divine
Their claws decide the final line

Cats taking over to reclaim the throne
Every solo wilder, and very overblown
Neon whiskers in the spotlight’s glow
Tailspin tremors steal the show
We never stop, we thrive on that
Forever bound in service to the cat

Cats ascend with claws divine
Their claws decide the final line

They waddle proud across the shore
Majestic beasts we all adore
Their feathers shine in morning dew
Wait, ours wears sneakers, not wings too?

They quack in ponds, so pure, so free
But ours shouts jokes and drinks iced tea
They dive for fish beneath the pier
Or maybe just for discount beer?

Hold on, wrong Duck, that’s not the one
We meant the bird, not the drunken son

Ducks of nature, glide through skies
Wait, ours just texts and tells white lies
Ducks love rivers, calm and wide
Ours loves chaos, and Uber rides
Feathered grace or human mess
This song’s a fowl-shaped, mixed-up guess
Quack or shout, we can’t be sure
Wrong duck again, please check the lore

They spread their wings and chase the rain
While ours once chased a subway train
They soar through clouds without a fear
Ours nearly drowned in bottled beer

They sleep in reeds beneath the moon
Ours passed out at half-past noon
We tried to rhyme “mallard” with “luck”
And somehow still described our Duck

We wrote about birds, but lost the thread
Now it’s about a guy instead

Ducks of nature, glide through skies
Wait, ours just texts and tells white lies
Ducks love rivers, calm and wide
Ours loves chaos, and Uber rides
Feathered grace or human mess
This song’s a fowl-shaped, mixed-up guess
Quack or shout, we can’t be sure
Wrong duck again,please check the lore

Producers asked, “Which duck’s this for?”
We shrugged and said, “Maybe both, or more”
They flapped their notes, we lost the plot
It’s half a bird and half a twat
We tried to fix the lyrics quick
But Duck just laughed and took the mic

Ducks of nature, glide through skies
Wait, ours just texts and tells white lies
Ducks love rivers, calm and wide
Ours loves chaos, and Uber rides
Feathered grace or human mess
This song’s a fowl-shaped, mixed-up guess
Quack or shout, we can’t be sure
Wrong duck again, please check the lore

Ducks of nature, strong and true
Our Duck showed up without a clue
Feathers? None. But heart? He’s got
We’ll sing for both, the bird and not
So if you ask which duck we meant
Just say it’s art, that’s what we meant
Raise your glass, the line’s unclear
To every Duck we hold so dear

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We packed our bags for Tokyo's streets
Dreams of sushi and robotic beats
But Doge screamed, “No, we need more thrill!”
Aqua Park slides? Now that's a deal!

Why is this chorus in Japanese?
We're off to Egypt, not Osaka, please

滑る水、楽しいね
ピラミッドはどこかね
水着を着て、滑るぞ
でもナイル川、危ないよ

Potato’s tan lines don’t stand a chance
Doge’s floaties are in a trance
Leglaaah screamed, “The slides are tall!”
Duck’s just here for the free alcohol

Seriously, why is this in Japanese?
Hurghada ain't got cherry trees

滑る水、楽しいね
ピラミッドはどこかね
水着を着て、滑るぞ
でもナイル川、危ないよ

The jungle's wild, the slides are steep
Leglaaah’s scream could wake the deep
Potato’s stuck in a water tube
Duck’s just drunk and being rude

We’ll never explain this lyrical choice
But hey, just shout it with your voice

滑る水、楽しいね
ピラミッドはどこかね
水着を着て、滑るぞ
でもナイル川、危ないよ

So here we are, in Egypt's sun
Singing in Japanese, just for fun
We skipped Japan, and that feels right
Hurghada water slides all night!

We left Japan behind for slides and sun
The fun's just starting, we’ve only begun

滑る水、楽しいね
ピラミッドはどこかね
水着を着て、滑るぞ
でもナイル川、危ないよ

滑る水、楽しいね
ピラミッドはどこかね
水着を着て、滑るぞ
でもナイル川、危ないよ

滑る水、楽しいね
ピラミッドはどこかね
水着を着て、滑るぞ
でもナイル川、危ないよ

We wandered the resort for a Fanta so sweet
In Jungle Aqua Park, under Egypt's heat
A shopkeeper smiled with a glint in his eye
"Come see my perfumes! Give them a try!"

One sniff, two sniffs, he was closing in tight
This wasn’t the holiday we booked for the night!

Ramsex, the curse from the sands!
Enchanted aromas from forbidden lands
Perfume like venom, it burns through the air
Binding our souls in a mystical snare
The sniffing sorcerer, his power untold
Our fate was sealed with his bottles of gold!

Potato cried, "This smells like despair!"
Doge whispered, "We need to beware!"
Leglaaah got sprayed, Duck tried to flee
More perfume was forced, and we couldn’t break free!

His dark elixirs, they clouded our mind
Our only escape was to leave in the night!

Ramsex! A curse from the sands!
Enchanted aromas from forbidden lands
Perfume like venom, it burns through the air
Binding our souls in a mystical snare
The sniffing sorcerer, his power untold
Our fate was sealed with his bottles of gold!

"One more perfume!" he cried with delight
Spraying dark magic into the night
His bottles glowed with unearthly gleam,
Trapping our souls in his twisted dream!

We fled from his lair, hearts full of dread
Escaping his scent, though cursed and misled!

Ramsex! A curse from the sands!
Enchanted aromas from forbidden lands
Perfume like venom, it burns through the air
Binding our souls in a mystical snare
The sniffing sorcerer, his power untold
Our fate was sealed with his bottles of gold!

So heed this tale of the wicked perfume
Stay far from the mage who's sealing your doom
Ramsex awaits the mage's sniffing spree
Hurghada’s cologne king of PTSD!

The neon lights, they called our name
A grand buffet, a feast untamed
The scents were strong, the plates were wide
But doom was served with every bite

Too much spice, too much pain,
Burning fire melts my brain.

Burning, twisting, falling apart!
A meal designed to shatter the heart!
Too much fire, too much pain
Never touching that place again!
Stumbling, screaming, running away
Zum Kaiser, we beg, show us the way!

Potato wept, his tongue ablaze
Doge turned green in a fevered haze
Leglaaah cursed the demon chef
And Duck just croaked, "I’ve got nothing left!"

Rubber meat, a slimy feel
Textures I can't un-reveal

Burning, twisting, falling apart!
A meal designed to shatter the heart!
Too much fire, too much pain
Never touching that place again!
Stumbling, screaming, running away
Zum Kaiser, we beg, show us the way!

The soup was thick like ancient glue
The sauce was green, it pulsed and grew
The noodles screamed with every bite
A wicked chef laughed in the night
Zum Kaiser shone, a guiding light
With schnitzel crisp and beer so bright

Burning, twisting, falling apart!
A meal designed to shatter the heart!
Too much fire, too much pain
Never touching that place again!
Stumbling, screaming, running away
Zum Kaiser, we beg, show us the way!

Burning, twisting, falling apart!
A meal designed to shatter the heart!
Too much fire, too much pain
Never touching that place again!
Stumbling, screaming, running away
Zum Kaiser, we beg, show us the way!

Hawk Hawk Tuah!
Hawk Hawk Tuah!
Hawk Hawk Tuah!
Hawk Hawk Tuah!

Click-clack, ペダルが回るたび
地面が揺れる、バイクで飛び立ち
Potato’s the king, "Follow my lead!"
でも全員叫ぶ「自由がほしい」
Leglaaah, falsetto, まるで天使の声
Dogeはリズムでのってるだけっぽい
Duckが「左」と叫んだが wait, what?
右にスライド、ハチャメチャが

Hawk Hawk Tuah!
Hawk Hawk Tuah!
Hawk Hawk Tuah!
Hawk Hawk Tuah!

ジョージマーケット到着してポテトが叫ぶ
“Grab the chips! Hurry up 俺がリーダーだ”
Doge’s like, “ちょっと待って、何で急いでる”
ダックが叫ぶ, “グミ NOW! 早く買え”
レジの前で子供がびっくり、固まって
“Weirdos, move!” と店員が呆れて見てる
Snacks and chaos, it’s back to the ride
自由のスライド

Hawk Hawk Tuah!
Hawk Hawk Tuah!
Hawk Hawk Tuah!
Hawk Hawk Tuah!

「危ないって Look ahead!」とダックが叫ぶ
Dogeが言うけど、"Relax, it’s all good!" 
「右に曲がれ Wait, no, 左だ！」
Potato’s laughing,「迷ってるけど楽しいでしょ」
足がburning、汗が止まらない
Leglaaah shouts,「やめるわけないだろ」
髪が乱れる、風がビュービュー吹いて
全員カオスだけど、まだ進むぜ

Hawk Hawk Tuah!
Hawk Hawk Tuah!
Hawk Hawk Tuah!
Hawk Hawk Tuah!

Crash, burn, でも笑いが止まらない
自転車壊れたけど、俺たちが一番ヤバい
Potato’s like, “最高だろ、俺たち？”
勝利を鳴らして、Leglaaahが「オレも」
Dogeは肩をすくめて、「次はどこ」
みんなバラバラでも、最高の瞬間を掴んで

Hawk Tuah!
Hawk Hawk Tuah!
Hawk Hawk Tuah!
Hawk Hawk Tuah!

Sun’s burnin’ down, we’re splashin’ around
Lazy river life, we ain't gonna drown
Turn for a sec, where’s Duck? Oh, wait
He’s got two beers, and he’s feelin’ great!

No cash, no shirt, no damn clue
Yet somehow he’s sippin’ an ice-cold brew
Asked where he got it, he just shrugged
Even the bartender looks kinda bugged!

A second ago, his hands were free
Now he's double-fistin’,how can this be?

Duck’s got a beer, and another one too
Blink for a second, he’s back with a brew!
Never gets wasted, never runs dry
How does he do it? He doesn't even try!
Duck’s got a pint, and a backup as well
Where they come from, no one can tell!
No matter the time, no matter the place
There’s always a pint just inches away!

We’re in the wave pool, Duck's got none
Turn for a sec, boom, now he’s got one!
We checked his pockets, we checked his chair
But somehow he’s always got drinks to spare!
You could chain his hands, lock up the booze
Turn back around, and he’s sippin’ on two!

Duck’s got a beer, and another one too
Blink for a second, he’s back with a brew!
Never gets wasted, never runs dry
How does he do it? He doesn't even try!
Duck’s got a pint, and a backup as well
Where they come from, no one can tell!
No matter the time, no matter the place
There’s always a pint just inches away!

Saw a silver tail slide into the room
Just one glance and he sealed my doom
Suit so sharp it could crit my soul
Wolf butler walking, I lose control

Gloves snap tight, posture divine
Every polite bow wrecks my spine
I said “just stun support”, I lied again
Told myself this was part of the plan

It started ironic, a joke at best
Now it’s hitting harder than I guessed

Lycaon, Lycaon, what have you done?
Took one look and my focus was gone
No wasted motion, no wasted sound
Feet planted firm into the ground
I swear I’m normal, I swear I’m sane
Then the tail sways once, there goes my brain
Combat stance? No, emotional crime
I don’t know why it works every time

Reading the lore like it’s holy text
Catching details I did not expect
Friends say “touch grass”, I say “not today”
I’m busy respecting him, respectfully, okay?

Made him DPS just out of spite
My feelings got mixed up that night
They say “he’s stun”, I say “let him cook”
Man breaks posture and my moral book

It’s not a crush, it’s a tactical flaw
One calm voice line and I’m on the floor

Lycaon, Lycaon, just standing calm
Not doing much, still causing harm
Buttoned-up suit but chaos inside
Every calm glare feels weaponized
I farmed for hours just for one more glance
Animation cancelling my common sense
Elegant wolf with a steel-cut stare
I’m losing ranked matches just standing there

I said “just a character”, knowing it’s not true
Said it one more time, then fell straight through
If dignity drops, I won’t pretend
I’d fold faster than his coat in the end

Lycaon, Lycaon, graceful threat
Classy disaster I'll never forget
One calm look and I'm already set
I knew I was done the moment we met
Tea-serving menace with combat grace
Every calm nod resets my face
I tried to pull others, gave it a shot
Wolf butler supremacy, that’s what I got

Lycaon, Lycaon, final decree
Lycaon, Lycaon, final decree
Lycaon, Lycaon, final decree

Lycaon, Lycaon, final decree
I lost the gacha, the gacha got me
No shame left, just polished despair
Saving all pulls for his silver hair
Friends roll eyes, say “bro relax”
I’m building shrines out of crit substats
Elegant ruin in tailored form
Press E once and my soul’s transformed

The Lycaon frame

I bought a wolf in pieces, printed out in matte black lines
Boxes full of bad decisions, dressed as well-designed
A sealed-up Bambu whispered softly, “go and build the frame”
Now every room I live in smells like plastic, dust, and flame

Dokidoki cloth and heeled boots stacked against the wall
LEDs to make the lower legs look meaner, cold, and tall
Files split into fragments, every seam another fight
Trying to make a living beast from plastic, glue, and spite

This was never just a cosplay, not a little weekend plan
This is fear and filament and forcing nonsense till it can

Build the Lycaon frame, piece by piece in electric light
Cut the shape, sand the edge, make the broken angles bite
Velcro, wires, painted scars, hold together through the strain
If I’m going down, I’m going dressed inside the Lycaon frame

Five percent infill somehow feels more solid than my brain
Every print that starts to knock, just sounds like coming rain
Watch the nozzle like a hawk, then look away and hear a crack
Turn around and pray the plate has not betrayed me at my back

Then the wig arrived unstyled, a quiet insult in a bag
Promo showed a feral king, mine looked like someone’s tired rag
So I priced out real salvation from another pair of hands
I can build the armored legs, not what wolf hair demands

It’s the kind of doomed idea that sounds too stupid to be art
Then the parts begin to fit, and something feral starts to start

Build the Lycaon frame, piece by piece in electric light
Cut the shape, sand the edge, make the broken angles bite
Velcro, wires, painted scars, hold together through the strain
If I’m going down, I’m going dressed inside the Lycaon frame

Let the workshop thunder
Let the hotend glow
Let the boots take armor
Let the whole thing grow
Not bought, but assembled
Not clean, but earned
Every bad idea I had
Came back and burned

Build the Lycaon frame, piece by piece in electric light
Cut the shape, sand the edge, make the broken angles bite
Velcro, wires, painted scars, hold together through the strain
If I’m going down, I’m going dressed

Inside the Lycaon frame
Build the Lycaon frame
Build the Lycaon frame
Build the Lycaon frame
Build the Lycaon frame
I’m going down, I’m going dressed inside the Lycaon frame
The Lycaon frame

The hall grows tight when his frame arrives
Every seam alive where the lamplight dives
Shoulders broad like a locked steel gate
Hips cut lean by the tailor’s fate

Leather stirs on a hand at rest
A silent threat in the way he’s dressed
A rippled cloth where the lamplight clings
Leaves no doubt of the shape it brings

The room goes still, the shadows bend
And every breath knows how this ends

Von Lycaon moves and the night folds thin
Cloth stretched out where the line draws in
Silver bites at a narrowed waist
Shadows bloom in the space I face
The air tips once when his gaze inclines
And I know where the dark resides

The floorboards tilt under each slow tread
His tail curves once with the words unsaid
Fabric swells where the light holds fast
Undone by the form that shadows cast

A cuff slides back, my pulse misfires
Every motion carved for darker desires
The air folds in, my pulse turns thin
His shadow draws the shape I’m in

The silver gleams, the shadows rise
And something ancient wakes behind his eyes

Von Lycaon moves and the night folds thin
Cloth stretched out where the line draws in
Silver bites at a narrowed waist
Shadows bloom in the space I face
The air tips once when his gaze inclines
And I know where the dark resides

The belt slides loose with a low, slow hiss
Falls to the floor, can’t process this
The drop reveals what no thread could bind
A shape that sears straight into my mind
My knees forget what they’re meant to do
And every thought’s been claimed by you

Von Lycaon moves and the night folds thin
Cloth stretched out where the line draws in
Silver bites at a narrowed waist
Shadows bloom in the space I face
The air tips once when his gaze inclines
And I know where the dark resides

Von Lycaon moves and the night folds thin
Cloth stretched out where the line draws in
Silver bites at a narrowed waist
Shadows bloom in the space I face
The air tips once when his gaze inclines
And I know where the dark resides
And I know where the dark resides

No more shock when you step in line
I know the rhythm, I match the time
Every move lands clean and slow
Yeah I see it now, I let it show

No loose breath, just steady control
Every glance hits right in my soul
You tilt your head, I hold my ground
But I feel the shift in every sound

Used to break me just to feel that spark
Now I let it stay, leave the mark

Lycaon moves and I stay composed
Right in the line that you impose
No wasted breath, no need to chase
I hold my own, I match your pace
Lycaon steps and the tension climbs
Slow and clean in perfect time
I don’t give in but I don’t pretend
You could take it there if you intend

That tailored fit, yeah I see it clear
Every line placed sharp and near
I used to fall for every detail
Now I just watch and let it trail

Gloves pull tight with a quiet click
Measured move, controlled and slick
You don’t rush, never need to try
That’s the reason it still hits high

Nothing loud, nothing out of line
Still it lands every single time

Lycaon moves and I stay composed
Right in the line that you impose
No wasted breath, no need to chase
I hold my own, I match your pace
Lycaon turns and the pressure stays
Built in silence, built in gaze
I don’t give in but I don’t defend
You could take it there if you intend

I learned the weight of a measured stare
How to stand when it fills the air
Not backing off, not stepping through
Just holding steady in front of you
Every motion refined and clean
Nothing wasted, nothing unseen
You set the line, I walk it right
But you could pull me off it tonight

Lycaon moves and I stay composed
Right in the line that you impose
No wasted breath, no need to chase
I hold my own, I match your pace
Lycaon steps and the tension climbs
Slow and clean in perfect time
I don’t give in but I don’t pretend
You could take it there if you intend

Lycaon moves and I keep control
Steady hands and a steady soul
No sudden break, no loss of frame
I stay right here inside the game
Lycaon stands and I meet your eyes
No surprise in the way it lies
I don’t fall, but make no mistake
One forward step is all it’d take

I said I had control, I said I knew the line
Said I could take the weight and still be fully fine
Kept every step in place, kept every breath on cue
Like I could stand my ground and not get pulled by you

I played it off as skill, like I was in command
Like every steady move was something that I planned
I told myself enough, I wouldn’t cross that edge
Like I could walk away from every silent pledge

But every time you move I lean a little more
And every line I drew just fades into the floor

Lycaon I want this, I’m not even ashamed
Right from the first shift I’m already claimed
Lycaon don’t stop, I don’t want control
Every slow gesture reaches places in my soul
I tried to play it cool, I tried to act like I’m fine
But every quiet look just pulls me out of line
I said I wouldn’t fold, I said I’d keep my place
Lycaon take it all, I’m through with playing safe

I used to make it sound like something I could hide
Like wanting you out loud would bruise my pride
But every time I tried to pull myself away
I felt it call again and I couldn't disobey

I’m done pretending this was ever some mistake
I knew the shape of it before I chose to wake
Every controlled front was thinner than I knew
I didn’t lose myself, I handed it to you

I’m not as strong as I kept saying in my head
I just kept hiding what I wanted instead

Lycaon I want this, I’m saying it out loud
Every calm motion cuts straight through the crowd
Lycaon come closer, don’t keep it restrained
Every small movement pulls me deeper again
I tried to hold it back, I tried to keep it clean
But every part of me was already seen
I said I wouldn’t break, I said I had control
Lycaon take it all, I’m giving up my soul

No more pretending I can keep myself in line
No more acting like this wasn’t by design
Every step you take, I’m already there
Every glance you give says more than you share
I’m done with saying I can walk away
You set the pace and I decide to stay

Lycaon I want this, I don’t even resist
Every doubt I had is already dismissed
Lycaon don’t stop, I’m done drawing lines
Every last defense just falls in time
I said I had control, I said I’d stay the same
Now every word I said just folds into your name
I’m past the point of pride, past what I can fake
Lycaon take it all, I won’t pretend or fake

Lycaon I want this, yeah I want it to stay
There was never any other honest way
Lycaon take it all, I won’t pull it back
Every last piece of me won’t take it back
No more holding form, no more saving face
I was never meant to leave that space
I said I wouldn’t break, I said I had a say
Lycaon take it all, I’m giving it away

A year has passed, but still we scream
Frankfurt’s halls invade each dream
No flights booked, yet we still fear
That cursed voice that calls so near

Three damn songs, we lost control
This airport’s burned into our soul
Called it dead, moved right along
Then put it straight into a song

We said we’re healed, but what a lie
That baggage claim still makes us cry!

Frankfurt Airport, you suck so hard!
A concrete nightmare, burned and scarred
Dubai was hell, but had a plan
You broke the will of the Globo Man
Our wallets cry, our souls corrode
Still lost upon that terminal road
Haneda shines, salvation’s near
But Frankfurt lives forever here!

Duck’s got snacks, but lost his mind
Doge’s passport’s half-unsigned
Leglaaah’s shouting, “This is fate!”
Potato’s late, of course he’s late

We haven’t flown in over a year
Yet somehow all the scars stay here
No boarding call, no gate, no plane
Still Frankfurt lives inside our brain

The map app spins, no help in sight,
We’re lost again in dreams at night.

Frankfurt Airport, you suck so hard!
A concrete nightmare, burned and scarred
Dubai was hell, but had a plan
You broke the will of the Globo Man
Our wallets cry, our souls corrode
Still lost upon that terminal road
Haneda shines, salvation’s near
But Frankfurt lives forever here!

The gate’s long closed, the song goes on
Our sanity’s completely gone
If hell had queues and baggage fees
It’d look a lot like Terminal B

Frankfurt Airport, you suck so hard!
A concrete nightmare, burned and scarred
Dubai was hell, but had a plan
You broke the will of the Globo Man
Our wallets cry, our souls corrode
Still lost upon that terminal road
Haneda shines, salvation’s near
But Frankfurt lives forever here!

(Woooaaaaaahhh)
Frankfurt Airport, you suck so hard!
A concrete nightmare, burned and scarred
Dubai was hell, but had a plan
You broke the will of the Globo Man
Our wallets cry, our souls corrode
Still lost upon that terminal road
Haneda shines, salvation’s near
But Frankfurt lives forever here!

I needed just a one-way fare
To get to Kansai through the air
But every “simple” option there
Cost more than ones with more to spare

A normal mind would book it straight
A normal mind would trust the rate
But airline math is built insane
So I went digging through the chain

The first leg got me where I’d go
The second made the whole thing low

Fare construction, what a show
Book the part you need to go
Add the flex return behind
Watch the full fare drop in kind
Fly the first and skip the end
Get the refund back again
It should not work, and yet it sticks
That’s how I gamed my way to KIX

The outbound was the real main prize
The return was there to fool the price
I did not need that final ride
It only changed what showed outside

Because a one-way, by itself
Was priced like gold upon a shelf
But add a leg you will not use
And suddenly the fare cuts loose

I bought more flight to spend much less
That sentence should not make much sense

Fare construction, what a show
Book the part you need to go
Add the flex return behind
Watch the full fare drop in kind
Fly the first and skip the end
Get the refund back again
They wrote the rules in coded mist
I read the mess and used the twist

The total number looked too high
2450 made me sigh
But hidden in that booking plan
Was money I could pull again

About 750 sat
Inside the leg I’d cancel at
So once that ghost return was gone
The real net price kept moving on

I asked them more than just one time
To make damn sure that clause aligned

Fare construction, sing it slow
This is how the numbers go
Pay the total, fly the start
Then refund the unused part
Business class for less than fair
Thanks to broken logic there
It’s not a glitch or shady mix
Just fare rules pointing me to KIX

I checked with Finnair, one, two, three
Can I refund that leg for free?
They said yes, and yes, and yes
So I hit proceed with happiness
A350, lounge-like throne
Wide enough to sprawl alone
The booking engine did its best
I only read it like a pest

Fare construction, what a show
Book the part you need to go
Add the flex return behind
Watch the full fare drop in kind
Fly the first and skip the end
Get the refund back again
It makes no sense, which makes it gold
The system broke, and I was bold

Fare construction, what a show
Book the part you need to go
Add the flex return behind
Watch the full fare drop in kind
Fly the first and skip the end
Get the refund back again
It should not work, and yet it sticks
That’s how I gamed my way to KIX!

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We hit the ground, no chaos here
A tiny gate, the exit’s near
No endless halls, no crowds to fear
Just quiet air and simple cheer

The engines fade, the pace is slow
No stress, no rush, no “where to go?”
A single line, we’re good to flow
This is the kind of place you know

No gates that never seem to end
No panic sprint, no time to spend

GLB550 to Itami
Tiny little runway, big win for me
Bags came out fast, no waiting again
Life is too good, I’m locked-in zen
Osaka close, just round the bend
No cursed hubs, no stress to mend
Laughing out loud, I can’t pretend
This is the start, not just the end

No glassy maze, no endless floor
No soulless gates from shore to shore
Just doors that work, and nothing more
An airport I can’t help adore

A vending hum, a calm design
A bus outside, it’s right on time
No puzzle paths, no grand decline
Just step outside, and you are fine

No gates that never seem to end
No panic sprint, no time to spend

GLB550 to Itami
Tiny little runway, big win for me
Bags came out fast, no waiting again
Life is too good, I’m locked-in zen
Osaka close, just round the bend
No cursed hubs, no stress to mend
Laughing out loud, I can’t pretend
This is the start, not just the end

550, then 115
Postcode dreams where I arrive
From the gate to the street in record time
No boss fight here, just easy climb
Every step feels light and free
No more airport misery
Just a tiny win that sets the key
To the life I came to see

GLB550 to Itami
Tiny little runway, big win for me
Bags came out fast, no waiting again
Life is too good, I’m locked-in zen
Osaka close, just round the bend
No cursed hubs, no stress to mend
Laughing out loud, I can’t pretend
This is the start, not just the end

550 to Itami
Tiny little runway, big win for me
Touchdown smile I can’t condemn
I’d land here twice, I’d do it again
From the sky to the street in under ten
No drama left, no final boss then
Just a calm goodbye to where I’ve been
And a loud hell yeah, as I walk in

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We're Globo 25, rockin' hard all night
Potato, Doge, Leglaaah, and Duck, what a sight
Hit the onsen in Japan, feelin' alright
Gettin' steamy in the tub, man, this is tight

We’re crazy as hell, yeah, we’re losin’ control
In the land of the rising sun, let the good times roll

Onsen party, naked and free
Duck’s quackin’ jokes, and Leglaaah’s off-key
Doge says "Wow," Potato just grins
Globo 25, let the mayhem begin!

Sippin’ sake, gettin’ drunk by the pool
Duck’s in a kimono, actin’ like a fool
Doge’s got the ladies, breakin’ all the rules
Leglaaah’s got a tan line, lookin’ kinda cool

We’re takin’ no prisoners, livin’ for the night
In the onsen glow, everything feels right

Onsen party, naked and free
Potato's singing songs, and now Duck’s off-key
Doge says "Wow," Leglaaah grins
Globo 25, let the mayhem begin!

We’re soakin’ and rockin’, skin so smooth 
Potato’s got the moves, bustin’ out the groove
Steam’s risin’ up, oh man, it’s the truth
Duck's floatin’ by, shoutin’, “Hey, I’m waterproof!”

Onsen party, naked and free
Everyone's singing and we're all off-key!
Onsen party, naked and free
Everyone's drinking and we're all off-key!
Doge says "wow", Potato grins
Globo 25, let the mayhem begin!

So here’s to the nights, in that hot spring mist  
Globo 25, yeah, you get the gist
In the onsen, we’ll always reminisce
Rockin’ Japan with a steamy twist!

Onsen party, naked and free
Everyone's singing and we're all off-key!
Onsen party, naked and free
Everyone's drinking and we're all off-key!
Onsen party, naked and free
Yeah!

We’re headed to Frankfurt, what a drag
Old-school vibes and prices make us gag
Duck's got a suitcase, Doge's got a plan
But Potato and Leglaaah, they’re not a fan

Maze of hallways, where’s the freakin’ gate?
Just wanna get to Haneda, we can't wait!

Frankfurt’s airport is such a joke
We’re lost in this maze, about to choke!
Prices so high, we’re going broke
But Haneda’s calling, and that’s no joke!

Potato’s grumbling, “This place is a dump”
Leglaaah’s yelling, “I’m ready to jump!”
Doge is just laughing, Duck’s in a daze
Trying to escape this concrete maze

Get us out, this place is insane
Haneda’s waiting, and so is our plane!

Frankfurt’s airport is such a joke
We’re lost in this maze, about to choke!
Prices so high, we’re going broke
But Haneda’s calling, and that’s no joke!

Duck’s checking signs, Doge is munching chips
Potato and Leglaaah are losing their grips
Everything’s pricey, we’re bleeding cash
But Tokyo’s coming, gotta make a dash

One more hurdle, and then we’re free
Japan’s lights, is what we wanna see!

Frankfurt’s airport is such a joke
We’re lost in this maze, about to choke!
Prices so high, we’re going broke
But Haneda’s calling, and that’s no joke!

We’re almost there, just a few more bends
Potato’s swearing, “This shit never ends!”
Leglaaah’s fuming, “Find the gate, you clowns!”
Doge and Duck laugh, “No more meltdowns!”

Frankfurt’s airport is such a joke
We’re lost in this maze, about to choke!
Prices so high, we’re going broke
But Haneda’s calling, and that’s no joke!

There’s a cat on the roof, looking kinda lost
Chasing its tail like it’s the ultimate boss
It jumps in the air, lands on its own face
But it still walks around like it owns the whole place

But what’s this got to do with our epic crew?
Nothing at all, but here’s a song for you!

Silly cats! they’ve got no clue!
They’re messing around, just like we do!
Silly cats! They prance and play
In their world of fluff all day
Flipping and flopping, what’s their plan?
Who cares, man? Let’s rock it again!

They’ll knock down your trophies and steal all your snacks
Streaking through the house with their tiny cat tracks
Globo’s not like these furry fools
But a cat-themed jam is always cool!

These cats got no sense, they just roll and play
But screw it, we’re singing this song anyway!

Silly cats! they’ve got no clue!
They’re messing around, just like we do!
Silly cats! They prance and play
In their world of fluff all day
Flipping and flopping, what’s their plan?
Who cares, man? Let’s rock it again!

They’ll knock over vases, skedaddle away
Leave you in stitches with their cat-themed ballet
So raise up your glass, let’s toast to their charm
These silly cats rock, no need for alarm!

But what the hell, let’s sing it loud
For the cats that make us all so proud!

Silly cats! they’ve got no clue!
They’re messing around, just like we do!
Silly cats! They prance and play
In their world of fluff all day
Flipping and flopping, what’s their plan?
Who cares, man? Let’s rock it again!

So here’s to the cats, in all their silly might
They’ve got nothing to do with our epic fight
But we sing this song, just because we can
Silly cats, hell yeah, let’s do it again!

Silly cats! they’ve got no clue!
They’re messing around, just like we do!
Silly cats! They prance and play
In their world of fluff all day
Flipping and flopping, what’s their plan?
Who cares, man? Let’s rock it again!

ポテトと Globo, tales unfurled
Paws and feet, move to the beat
Spring up high, nearly touch the sky
Tokyo dreams, magic as it seems

ピカピカの日々、take a chance in the sun
Friendships spun, the excitement is never done
笑顔で Tokyo (Tokyo)

Globo 25 jumpin' high
Neon lights, adventure in sight
ダッシュ！ダッシュ！ダッシュ！ダッシュ！

ダックはポテト, Duck and Potato
Doggo with a wiggle, tail beats a tempo
レグラーと踊ろう Let's dance around
Tokyo tower, high-octane power
Adventure's begun with friends on the run

Everywhere you go, he’s in your face
That black bear grins, no time to waste
From north to south, he’s in your head
Buy his shit, or end up dead!

You can run but not for long
Kumamon’s coming, big and strong!
But not for long
Kumamon’s coming, big and strong!

Kumamon stalks, he’s always near
Your wallet screams, he smells your fear!
You’ll buy his shit, you’ll want no more!
Kumamon is knocking at your door!

He’s in the air, on every screen
You’ll see his face in every dream
From snacks to shirts, you can’t resist
Kumamon’s grip, you’re on his list!

His eyes are dark, his smile is wide
You’ll give in, no place to hide!

Kumamon stalks, he’s always near
Your wallet screams, he smells your fear!
You’ll buy his shit, you’ll want no more!
Kumamon is knocking at your door!

He’s on the bus, in every store
You beg for peace, but he wants more
His face on shirts, bags, and your phone
You’ll buy it all, he claims the throne!

Your cash is gone, your money erased
Kumamon’s here, your fate’s embraced!
Kumamon’s here, your fate’s embraced!

Kumamon stalks, he’s always near
Your wallet screams, he smells your fear!
You’ll buy his shit, you’ll want no more!
Kumamon is knocking at your door!

In every town he rules supreme
Now you're part of his regime
You’ll scream and fight, but he won’t stop
The black bear laughs, he’s at the top!

Kumamon found us, but that’s okay
We love his charm, we’ll gladly pay!
His claws are deep, we’ve given in
Kumamon’s game? We’ll let him win!

A year has passed, but still we scream
Frankfurt’s halls invade each dream
No flights booked, yet we still fear
That cursed voice that calls so near

Three damn songs, we lost control
This airport’s burned into our soul
Called it dead, moved right along
Then put it straight into a song

We said we’re healed, but what a lie
That baggage claim still makes us cry!

Frankfurt Airport, you suck so hard!
A concrete nightmare, burned and scarred
Dubai was hell, but had a plan
You broke the will of the Globo Man
Our wallets cry, our souls corrode
Still lost upon that terminal road
Haneda shines, salvation’s near
But Frankfurt lives forever here!

Duck’s got snacks, but lost his mind
Doge’s passport’s half-unsigned
Leglaaah’s shouting, “This is fate!”
Potato’s late, of course he’s late

We haven’t flown in over a year
Yet somehow all the scars stay here
No boarding call, no gate, no plane
Still Frankfurt lives inside our brain

The map app spins, no help in sight,
We’re lost again in dreams at night.

Frankfurt Airport, you suck so hard!
A concrete nightmare, burned and scarred
Dubai was hell, but had a plan
You broke the will of the Globo Man
Our wallets cry, our souls corrode
Still lost upon that terminal road
Haneda shines, salvation’s near
But Frankfurt lives forever here!

The gate’s long closed, the song goes on
Our sanity’s completely gone
If hell had queues and baggage fees
It’d look a lot like Terminal B

Frankfurt Airport, you suck so hard!
A concrete nightmare, burned and scarred
Dubai was hell, but had a plan
You broke the will of the Globo Man
Our wallets cry, our souls corrode
Still lost upon that terminal road
Haneda shines, salvation’s near
But Frankfurt lives forever here!

(Woooaaaaaahhh)
Frankfurt Airport, you suck so hard!
A concrete nightmare, burned and scarred
Dubai was hell, but had a plan
You broke the will of the Globo Man
Our wallets cry, our souls corrode
Still lost upon that terminal road
Haneda shines, salvation’s near
But Frankfurt lives forever here!

また帰ってきた 予定はゼロ
この街の道なら 全部わかる
神社も巡った 観光も済んだ
今はお菓子と 深夜の店だ
カービィぬいぐるみ 護衛つき
円の暮らしも 案外ラク

くまモンの目が どの路地でも
見てても笑う 恥なんてない
ビザにハンコ 運命確定
日本でやっと 回復完了

日本に帰還！ ループが再開
誰もいない道 楽しさ追跡
金は消えたが 餃子は残る
また給料を 捨ててしまう
大阪の夜 電気みたいに熱い
目標も予定も 飯だけでいい
金欠なのに なぜか平気
ポテトはまた 日本に帰還

電車の音だけで 路線わかる
部屋は違うのに 夜は同じ
その土産 また二回買って
初めてみたいに まだ笑ってる
また戻ってきた 作戦は一つ
やれるからやる 夢の生活

全部やったのに またやりたい
同じことほど 気持ちいい！

日本に帰還！ ループが再開
誰もいない道 楽しさ追跡
金は消えたが 餃子は残る
また給料を 捨ててしまう
大阪の夜 電気みたいに熱い
目標も予定も 飯だけでいい
金欠なのに なぜか平気
ポテトはまた 日本に帰還

計画もなくて 終わりも見えない
人生まるごと 往復フライト
空港がニヤリ 「また来たね」
ポテトはいつも 来る、必ず

日本に帰還！ ループが再開
誰もいない道 楽しさ追跡
金は消えたが 餃子は残る
また給料を 捨ててしまう
大阪の夜 電気みたいに熱い
目標も予定も 飯だけでいい
金欠なのに なぜか平気
ポテトはまた 日本に帰還

日本に帰還！ ループが再開
誰もいない道 楽しさ追跡
金は消えたが 餃子は残る
また給料を 捨ててしまう
大阪の夜 電気みたいに熱い
目標も予定も 飯だけでいい
金欠なのに なぜか平気
ポテトはまた 日本に帰還

He walked in late with a silver coat
A tiny mic and a pirate boat
The band said “sir, what name goes there?”
He flipped his hair and filled the air

Leglaaah aged by twenty years
Doge then cried expensive tears
The keyboard smoked, the lights turned blue
Potato yelled, “I’m suing you!”

We had one hook, we had one shot
Then someone asked him what he’s got

Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu 
Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro 
Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan 
Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke
Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu 
Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro 
Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan 
Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke!

Duck then tried to print the tees
He dropped the font to minus three
The poster stretched from door to bar
The logo wrapped around the car

The manager said “make it clean”
The Spotify title broke my screen
The crowd said “one more time, let’s go!”
We lost three lungs and half the show

No chorus line, no clever plan
Just one whole name and one dead man

Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu 
Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro 
Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan 
Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke
Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu 
Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro 
Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan 
Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke!

Call him Jeff, call him Steve
Anything the lungs believe
But mama said his name with pride
Then missed his birthday, groom, and bride
The priest collapsed, the choir fled
The vows took forty hours instead
The cake expired, the guests turned gray
And still the chorus found a way

Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu 
Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro 
Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan 
Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke
Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu 
Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro 
Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan 
Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke!

Ooh, I'm exhausted
Why is everyone always pinging?
Ooh, out of snacks now
If I raid the fridge at midnight, would you let me?

I think I need a konbini hit
Anything to make me feel alive
I promise in the morning I'll quit
I just want to know if I survive
I think I need a konbini hit
Anything to get me through the night
I promise in the morning I'll quit
Anything to get me, get me

Ooh, I can feel it
I can feel it in my wallet and conscience
Ooh, there's the Lawson
If I buy the cursed dessert are you with me, with me?

Think I need a konbini hit
Anything to get me through the night
I promise in the morning I'll quit
Anything to get me, get me, get me, get me, get me, get me, get me, get me

I think I need a konbini hit
Anything to make me feel alive
I promise in the morning I'll quit
I just want to know if I survive

I think I need a konbini hit
Anything to make me feel alive
I promise in the morning I'll quit
I just want to know if I survive
I think I need a konbini hit
Anything to get me through the night
I promise in the morning I'll quit
Anything to get me, get me