Kansai Sun • a song about the dangers of the Osaka sun
Osaka Expo, skies so blue
“We'll be fine,” said those two
Midday blaze, the burn began
By sundown we were crispy tan
Leglaaah wailed, “I'm gonna melt!”
Potato cursed the heat she felt
No shade, no mercy, midday glare
The Expo cooked us then and there
First degree burn, now we know
Sun said “hi” and cooked us slow
We looked like shrimp, felt like steak
A souvenir we didn't fake
Kansai sun, you evil brute
Should've packed us burn-repellent loot
Grilled alive, yet still we sat
Dumbest duo, proud of that!
Next day trip to Kobe town
We hunted meat, still burning down
Yakiniku grill flames danced high
Our faces matched the wagyu thigh
Sweating hard, but spirits high
Burnt as hell, but can't not try
The grill roared loud, we couldn't flee
Because that meat smelled heavenly!
First degree burn, now we know
Sun said “hi” and cooked us slow
We looked like shrimp, felt like steak
A souvenir we didn't fake
Kansai sun, you evil brute
Should've packed us burn-repellent loot
Grilled alive, yet still we sat
Dumbest duo, proud of that!
Waitress stared, we looked insane
Two glowing lobsters, locked in flame
We grilled the meat through searing cries
While miso soup steamed in our eyes
First degree burn, now we know
Sun said “hi” and cooked us slow
We looked like shrimp, felt like steak
A souvenir we didn't fake
Kansai sun, you evil brute
Should've packed us burn-repellent loot
Grilled alive, yet still we sat
Dumbest duo, proud of that!
First degree burn, now we know
Sun said “hi” and cooked us slow
We looked like shrimp, felt like steak
A souvenir we didn't fake
Kansai sun, you evil brute
Should've packed us burn-repellent loot
Grilled alive, yet still we sat
Dumbest duo, proud of that!
Emirates Sucks • a song about how much Emirates sucks
Potato laced his travel shoes
Leyla said, “No way we lose”
Third trip to Japan, smooth flight
Emirates gave them a 'deal' so right
ANA was full, the price too high
So they rolled the dice and kissed goodbye
Crying babies formed a choir
The food was wet, the seat caught fire
Leyla's meal looked strangely cursed
Potato's tray somehow was worse
No pizza left— his soul went blank
Just soggy fish and a tofu plank
They missed their flight, Dubai said “stay”
And stole a precious Japan day
Emirates sucks, it's clear as day
They fed us grief on a plastic tray!
The cabin cried, the babies screamed
Our peaceful flight was only dreamed
That was hell, we are done
We'd rather walk or even run!
But then, salvation! Haneda's gate!
The tears dried up, though they were late
Potato cheered, “We're finally free!”
Leyla sobbed, “I need onigiri!”
They hopped on ANA- with glee
A flawless ride that was stress-free!
In coats of fluff, they hit the snow
Ate miso ramen in the glow
Then back again, clean and fast
To Expo grounds where fun would last
They went to Fuji, stars above
Potato whispered, “Man, this place I love”
The heat was gone, the dream alive
It's Japan time, let's truly thrive!
Emirates sucks, it's clear as day
They fed us grief on a plastic tray!
The cabin cried, the babies screamed
Our peaceful flight was only dreamed
That was hell, we are done
We'd rather walk or even run!
Emirates sucks, it's clear as day
They fed us grief on a plastic tray!
The cabin cried, the babies screamed
Our peaceful flight was only dreamed
That was hell, we are done
We'd rather walk or even run!
Emirates sucks, it's clear as day
They fed us grief on a plastic tray!
But ANA brought us back to grace
With on-board service and a smiling face!
From Sapporo, to neon nights
Japan revived our inner lights!
Melon Sorbet • melon sorbet my beloved
Rollin' into Sushiro, the gang is all here
Potato's eyes light up when the menu is near
Leglaaah's got her sushi, Doge grabs a roll
But that melon sorbet, that's Potato's goal
He's got melon on the brain, it's crystal clear
But hey, let him have it, no need to steer
Melon sorbet madness, can't get enough
Potato's in heaven, he's hooked on the stuff
Leglaaah, Doge, and Duck, watching in surprise
Is it love or obsession in Potato's eyes?
Duck's got sashimi, with a sideways glance
Potato's in the corner, doing the melon dance
Layla, should we stage an intervention?
But Potato's hooked, it's his new obsession
Tiny melon bowls stacked up high
Potato's never gonna say goodbye
Melon sorbet madness, can't get enough
Potato's in heaven, he's hooked on the stuff
Leglaaah, Doge, and Duck, watching in surprise
Is it love or obsession in Potato's eyes?
The spoon drops low with a hollow sigh
“One more bowl?” with a shining eye
The bowls lie bare, the sorbet's gone
But the craving burns— it carries on
Melon sorbet madness, can't get enough
Potato's in heaven, he's hooked on the stuff
Leglaaah, Doge, and Duck, watching in surprise
Is it love or obsession in Potato's eyes?
Fuji-Q • a synthwave love song about Fuji-Q Highland
Metal rails ignite, the night is burning red
Fuji-Q awakens, the fearless ride ahead
Hear the engines roar, like thunder in the sky
Fujiyama strikes, and you'll forget to cry!
Heartbeats race, we're losing control
Dododonpa's launch is killing our souls
Steel and fire, it's a deadly feast
Bow to the Power of this Fuji Beast!
Fuji-Q! Lightning screams through the air
Fuji-Q! Feel the rush, do you dare?
From Takabisha's fall to the Eejanaika spin
Our bones will break but we'll still dive in!
Fuji-Q! Burning wheels of the night
Fuji-Q! Ride or die, hold on tight
The park of legends, this will never cease
Forever ruled by the Power of the Beast!
Eejanaika spins, the sky begins to fade
Gravity's a lie, this hell machine was made
Through the storm of screams, we rise above the pain
Like heroes of steel, on the thrill, insane!
No way back, our fate is revealed
Takabisha's drop, the final steel shield
Lightning strikes, it's a deadly feast
Feel the Power of this Fuji Beast!
Fuji-Q! Lightning screams through the air
Fuji-Q! Feel the rush, do you dare?
From Takabisha's fall to the Eejanaika spin
Our bones will break but we'll still dive in!
Fuji-Q! Burning wheels of the night
Fuji-Q! Ride or die, hold on tight
The park of legends, this will never cease
Forever ruled by the Power of the Beast!
Whoa-oh-oh!
Coaster of fire
Whoa-oh-oh!
Never expire!
Whoa-oh-oh!
We'll never stop!
Whoa-oh-oh!
Ride until we drop!
Fuji-Q! Lightning screams through the air
Fuji-Q! Feel the rush, do you dare?
From Takabisha's fall to the Eejanaika spin
Our bones will break but we'll still dive in!
Fuji-Q! Burning wheels of the night
Fuji-Q! Ride or die, hold on tight
The park of legends, this will never cease
Forever ruled by the Power of the Beast!
Tamago Sando • a song about tamago on a sando
Break of dawn, I charge the streets of gold
In the land where legends and yolk unfold
Battlefields of bread, my hunger calls
Konbini kingdom, I'll conquer them all!
White bread walls can't hold me back
Tamago fury in my attack!
Tamago sando, my holy creed of fire
Egg and mayo lift my spirit up higher!
Across the rising sun, my banner waves
For the sandwich that my spirit craves!
In every bite, the gods of breakfast sing
Long live the egg, my tamago king!
Through temple gates where morning treasures gleam
I chase the taste that fuels every dream
Wrapped in glory, sealed with egg-born grace
I taste the power, no bite to waste!
White bread walls can't hold me back
Tamago fury in my attack!
Tamago sando, my holy creed of fire
Egg and mayo lift my spirit up higher!
Across the rising sun, my banner waves
For the sandwich that my spirit craves!
In every bite, the gods of breakfast sing
Long live the egg, my tamago king!
Through storms of hunger, through trials untamed
Your golden heart shall not be shamed
From morning light to the midnight glow
Tamago sando, I'll forever know!
Kirbobeat • p o y o !
Potato roamed the city streets
Heavy boots, relentless beats
But in the shop his fate was clear
A sea of pink was waiting here
He grabbed a plush, then grabbed ten more
The clerk just laughed, “You've cleaned the store!”
With bags of pink, he marched away
A metal soul in pastel sway
The shelves erupted, pink and bright
A battle won without a fight
Kirby plushies on the bed
Kirby posters overhead
The mighty clash of cute appeal
A cosmic power you can feel!
The riffs explode, the heavens burn
For Kirby's might, the world will turn
His friends just laughed, they couldn't believe
The metalhead with pink up his sleeve
Yet thunder roared, the dream was real
Potato's passion forged in steel
From socks to cups, the hoard grew fast
A Kirby empire built to last
The walls adorned with cheerful might
A warrior's den in pink and light
No judgment left, just joy and flame
The pinkest power wears his name
Kirby plushies on the bed
Kirby posters overhead
The mighty clash of cute appeal
A cosmic power you can feel!
The riffs explode, the heavens burn
For Kirby's might, the world will turn
Kirby plushies on the bed
Kirby posters overhead
The mighty clash of cute appeal
A cosmic power you can feel!
The riffs explode, the heavens burn
For Kirby's might, the world will turn!
Hey Potato! • a song about the one and only
We're Globo 25, rockin' out tonight
Potato's lookin' nervous, but we're feelin' alright
Doge is all excited, Leglaaah's got the booze
Duck's already tipsy, guess who's next to lose?
Hey Potato, don't you be so shy
We're gonna party hard, reachin' for the sky!
Hey Potato! Get drunk, don't be a wimp!
Join the wild ride, no need to limp
Leglaaah and Duck, they're chuggin' it down
In Globo 25, you can't be a clown!
Doge is dancin', the night's just begun
With Potato onboard, we're havin' more fun!
Raise your glass, let's toast to the night
Keep on rockin' till the morning light!
Leyla's on the rum, Duck's on the beer
Potato's got a shot, and he's trembling with fear
Doge is cheerin' loud, "Come on, take a sip!"
Potato's turning red, but he can't lose his grip
Hey Potato, don't be such a fool
Drink up fast, it's the Shibuya rule!
Hey Potato! Get drunk, don't be a wimp!
Join the wild ride, no need to limp
Leglaaah and Duck, they're chuggin' it down
In Globo 25, you can't be a clown!
Doge is dancin', the night's just begun
With Potato onboard, we're havin' more fun!
Raise your glass, let's toast to the night
Keep on rockin' till the morning light!
The room is spinnin' round, Potato's seein' stars
Leglaaah's passed out, Duck's raisin' the bar
Doge is dancin' wild, Potato's on the floor
But when the night's over, he'll be begging for more!
Hey Potato, you're doing just fine
Keep on drinkin', soon you'll shine!
Hey Potato! Get drunk, don't be a wimp!
Join the wild ride, no need to limp
Leglaaah and Duck, they're chuggin' it down
In Globo 25, you can't be a clown!
Doge is dancin', the night's just begun
With Potato onboard, we're havin' more fun!
Raise your glass, let's toast to the night
Keep on rockin' till the morning light!
Here's to Potato, he finally gave in!
With Leglaaah and Duck, we're ready to sin
In Globo 25, we party all night
Drinkin' and rockin', it's a crazy sight!
Hey Potato! Get drunk, don't be a wimp!
Join the wild ride, no need to limp
Leglaaah and Duck, they're chuggin' it down
In Globo 25, you can't be a clown!
Doge is dancin', the night's just begun
With Potato onboard, we're havin' more fun!
Raise your glass, let's toast to the night
Keep on rockin' till the morning light!