Terminal Hell 2.0!
The beloved rogue-like airport battle has been updated!
Buy items from the shop, use character-specific abilities, and much more!
Welcome to the potato dimension
ThePotatinator Music
Ridiculous songs, power metal nonsense, weird albums, cursed lore,
and enough comic sans energy to permanently alter your browser history.
Take a look around, listen to some music, play some games, and probably leave with a tiny amount of brain damage.
🐈 cats detected
💥 explosions guaranteed
🎸 riffs loading
🥔 potato-core initialized
🐺 von lycaon optional
💸 financially questionable
🔥 bangers only
👽 100% real alien no fake
🛫 frankfurt still sucks ass
🤨 questionable lyrics
🐈 cats detected
💥 explosions guaranteed
🎸 riffs loading
🥔 potato-core initialized
🐺 von lycaon optional
💸 financially questionable
🔥 bangers only
👽 100% real alien no fake
🛫 frankfurt still sucks ass
🤨 questionable lyrics
News terminal
Freshly baked nonsense
Brand new website has launched!
After weeks of coding, the new website is finally live!
The new website has tons of features, including rogue-like bossfights!
Don't forget the most important part; the lyrics!
Memory game completed
Now you can play a fun game of memory with album covers! Match pairs of cursed covers and unlock fragments of songs!
Play Memory Game →Potato-core zone
Pick your cursed destination
Potatify
The main music hub. Play songs, shuffle albums, and summon questionable surprises.
Lyrics
Albums, songs, lore, and lines that probably made sense at 2 AM.
Important Videos
The archive of Extremely Vital Moving Images™. Very Important.
Album Cover Memory
Match cursed covers. Get rewarded with tiny musical brain damage.
Terminal Hell
Fight cursed travel bosses with terrible cards and worse decisions.
Redirect bunker